“When I ran for the U.S. Senate the assumption was that anyone's name that was close to "Osama" doesn't stand a chance. So if somebody thought that tacking on "Hussein" in there would be a killer, then I think they underestimate the American people and the seriousness of the problems we face.” PeopleIfsThinkingProblemWould BeFacesNamesChanceRanAssumptionSenateKillersUnderestimateHusseinSeriousness Author:Barack Obama
“Tonight we had our chances but we ran out of talent.” ChanceTalentRanTonightChampionshipNba Championships Author:LeBron James
“I do laugh when I hear myself saying, 'I am a ventriloquist.' I am definitely suited to it, though. I took it and ran with it quite hungrily. It is not for everyone, but it is just the chance to write for a character.” WritingCharacterChanceLaughingRanVentriloquism Author:Nina Conti
“When we were on acid, we would go into the woods, because there was less chance that you would run into an authority figure. But we ran into a bear. My friend Duane was there, raising his right hand, swearing to help prevent forest fires. He told me, "Mitchell, Smokey is way more intense in person!"” WayPersonsHelpingHumorHandsRunningFunnyChanceFireFiguresBearsAuthorityMy FriendsWoodsIntenseForestsRanAcidSwearingForest FiresAuthority Figures Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Stop trying to change someone who does not want to change. Stop giving chances to someone who abuses your forgiveness. Stop walking back to the place where your heart ran from. Stop trusting their words and ignoring their actions. Stop breaking your own heart.” WantGivingTryingHeartDoeActionChanceWalkingAbuseRanStop TryingTrying To Change Author:Trent Shelton