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“The Federal Reserve... is in the position of the chaperone who has ordered the punch bowl removed just when the party was really warming up.”

Party Position Bowls Reserves Federal Reserve Warming Up Chaperones

Author:William McChesney Martin

“I think that maps showing platform details would be useful to visitors, especially to chaperones of school groups, etc. Also useful would be either a compass rose or an arrow pointing North at every metro exit. Emerging from underground is disorienting, especially at night.”

Thinking Would Be School Night Groups Rose Details Etc Maps Platforms Pointing Compass Arrows Emerging Exit Visitors Metro Chaperones

Author:Robert James Thomson

“I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.”

People Mean Persons Whole Body Wanted Faces Guy Girl Walks Animal One Thing Theory Percent Weight Accounts Plant Kicks Just One This Guy Trainers Vodka Body Weight Chaperones

Author:Chelsea Handler

“Her face was her chaperone.”

Faces Sex Insult Sarcastic Chaperones

Book:The Last Rose of Summer

Source: The Last Rose of Summer

“What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine”

Years Remember Felt Cutting Hair Fine Office Sick Dating Dancing Senior Juniors Gum Homecoming Senior Year Chaperones

Author:James Lafferty

“The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperon.”

Should Women Modern Chaperones

Author:Amy Vanderbilt

“In a world that holds books and babies and canyon trails, why should one condemn oneself to live day-in, day-out with people one does not like, and sell oneself to chaperone and correct them?”

People World Should Children Doe Book Baby Sells Oneself Trails Canyons Chaperones

Book:An Anthropologist at Work

Source: An Anthropologist at Work

“I have a chaperone everywhere I go - my mom.”

Mom My Mom Chaperones

Author:Shawn Johnson