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“I rather have a pastor that committed every horrible sin and repented, than a pastor that has no place of reference to preach redemption to a packed chapel full of sinners.”

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Author:Shannon L. Alder

“Take a guy who can walk on water, who can raise people from the dead, who can look at you and tell you what you had for breakfast...if a guy like that can't find twelve trustworthy mates, who can? Stop at eleven and call it done, that's the moral of that story.”

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Book:Sir Thomas the Hesitant and the Table of Less Valued Knights

Source: Sir Thomas the Hesitant and the Table of Less Valued Knights

“Annabelle was silent for a moment and then sighed, concluding with a shake of her head, 'Jesus wouldn't try to kidnap me.'" p.63”

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Book:Annabelle of Anchony: Burdens of the Mind

Source: Annabelle of Anchony: Burdens of the Mind

“Now, I lived that city life for a lot of years. It’s hard livin’ on account of people focusin’ more on workin’ themselves to death than enjoyin’ the privilege of breathin’. I moved into the concrete jungle on account of there bein’ money to be made. Unfortunately, a lot of money has to be spent for the privilege of livin’ the city life. After all, somebody must pay for them skyscrapers, asphalt, and concrete.”

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Book:Humor Deeper Than A Holler

Source: Humor Deeper Than A Holler