“As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.” ImportantHumorYoungPoliticalResponsibilityCitizensPolitical HumorGood Citizen Author:George W. Bush
“This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.” PeopleHumorPoliticalCitizensFellowsMeetingsPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“Stupid National Anthem... Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? "Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit."” WorldLooksKindDoeTwoHumorFunnyFightingAnimalStupidBearsCitizensMessagesFruitStealingFlagsAnthemImitatingWild AnimalNational AnthemPineapplesBelarus Author:Bill Bailey
“Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.” IfsWantHumorFunnyCitizensOfficeBaseballSundayTicketsSeniorSenior Citizen Author:Jerry Coleman
“I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.” HumorWantedFunnyBeautifulWifeCitizensLoving Wife Author:Emo Philips
“In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to another.” GivingArtHumorGovernmentMoneyClassCitizensMaking MoneyGreat Political Author:Voltaire