“The not-visibly-insane Democrats all claim they'll get rough with the terrorists, but they can't even face Brit Hume. In case you missed this profile in Democrat machismo, the Democratic presidential candidates are refusing to participate in a debate hosted by Fox News Channel because the hosts are "biased." But they'll face down Mahmoud Ahmadinejad! At this, even Hillary Clinton was thinking, "Come on, guys - let's grow a pair."” ThinkingFacesGuyGrowsCasesNewsClaimsDemocraticClintonDemocratDebateTerroristInsanePresidentialCandidatesPairsRoughHostFoxesProfileBiasedFox NewsPresidential CandidateBritsMachismoHumeNews Channels Author:Ann Coulter
“Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts.” WellsMightGuyClaimsGhostFatsHawaiiHunted Author:CM Punk
“I would caution my Republican friends that [Obama has] three years to go, and in that three years the American people are going to want to see some progress and not just claims that this guy is out of office and we're going to do everything to destroy him or that somehow he is a 'socialist' taking over the country. Have we so lost our faith in this country that we think one person, one man can be can suddenly change our entire system? That's kind of absurd.” PeopleThinkingMenWantYearsKindPersonsCountryGuyThreeLostProgressRepublicanOfficeClaimsAbsurdOne ManThree YearsSocialistThis GuyCaution Author:Colin Powell
“In luggage claim at the Minneapolis airport, the guy came up to me and said, "Maybe you're wrong, maybe stories do matter." I wrote that on a scrap of paper and put it above my desk. That was the thing that pushed me through to the end of telling Despereaux, that comment, "Maybe they do...maybe stories matter."” SaidEndsMatterStoriesGuyPaperClaimsCommentDesksAirportsScrapLuggageMinneapolisDespereaux Author:Kate DiCamillo
“Well, the sugar guys have been dealing with NAFTA ever since it passed. Now we've got Mexico dumping sugar that's subsidized by the Mexican government into our market in violation of the World Trade Organization, because NAFTA gave them open access to our sugar market. They claim they're not subsidized, but the government owns half the industry in Mexico.” WorldWellsHas BeensGovernmentGuyHalfIndustryOrganizationClaimsTradeAccessSugarMexicoMexicanViolationWorld TradeNaftaWorld Trade Organization Author:Collin Peterson
“The main claim to fame, I think, of Bernie Sanders - who I've never met; I'm sure he's a pleasant guy - [is that] he's certainly not stupid.” ThinkingGuyStupidMetsFameClaimsPleasantNot Stupid Author:Michael Bloomberg
“I'm talking about people who claim to love people. I'm talking about people who claim to love and represent the little guy. They're the people that tell us that if not for them, the little guy would be trampled on daily. Well, if they really cared about the little guy, if they really cared about the little guy, and want the little guy to have an improved life, more contentment, more happiness, then the United States is what you would emulate. You certainly wouldn't tear it down.” PeopleIfsWantWellsLittlesStatesWould BeGuyUnitedTalkingUnited StatesTearsClaimsContentmentEmulate Author:Rush Limbaugh
“The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.” TryingPersonsIdeasGuyHateI HateClaimsStealingThievesDisgusting Author:Joe Rogan
“I couldn't claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guys--but the average of sixty-five other guys, certainly!” GuyFiveClaimsAverageSixtySmarterOther Guys Author:Richard P. Feynman
“At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step behind the tape. John claims that here he told the guards that he could not speak English and when that failed to persuade them, he fa...ked a violent seizure. I am unclear as to the purpose of this part of his plan. John flung himself down and began rolling around in the snow, thrashing his limbs about and screaming “EL SEIZURE!!! NO ES BUENO!!!” in a Mexican accent.” TwoPurposeGuySpeakBehindsStepsPlansSecurityFrontsClaimsDown AndPlantViolentSnowTapeAccentsDesksRollingLimbsMexicanElderlySpeak EnglishUnclearSeizuresSecurity GuardsKedsFront Desk Book:John Dies at the End Source: John Dies at the End
“If one chooses sides on emotion then the rebel is the guy to go with. He is fighting for everything men claim to honour, freedom, independance, truth, the right.......all the subjective illusions. All the eternal trigger words. We are minions of the villan of the piece. We confess the illusion and deny the substance.” IfsMenGuyFightingSidesEmotionPiecesEternalIllusionClaimsDenySubstanceHonourRebelSubjectiveTriggersMinionsIndependance Book:Chronicles of the Black Company Source: Chronicles of the Black Company
“There are a lot of guys kind of on the bubble that can either be that sort who turn into journeyman kind of guys that will find a new spot or guys that can make a claim to be in one place for a long time. You can name a lot of names this year, an unusual number. And I think that most of them will be OK.” ThinkingYearsKindLongGuyTurnsNamesNumbersLong TimeClaimsSpotsUnusualBubbles Author:Steve Young