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“As reporters in State College, there was a joke. We used to call Penn State, the Kremlin.”

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Author:Rodney Erickson

“Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college.”

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Author:Seth MacFarlane

“A college joke to cure the dumps.”

College Jokes Cures Dump

Book:The Works of the Reverend Dr. Jonathan Swift: Poems on several occasions

Source: The Works of the Reverend Dr. Jonathan Swift: Poems on several occasions

“A lot of the turning points happen in high school and in college, and it defines a lot of how you see the world and how you decide to defend yourself from the world. Some people - their defense mechanism is, I'm really smart or I'm sexy or I'm the leader. And other people - they hide or they make jokes.”

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Author:Judd Apatow

“And writing comedy and it really taught me how to kind of like craft jokes, it sounds like weird but really focus on crafting jokes and trying to make the writing really sharp. At the same time I did improv comedy in college, and that helped with understanding the performance aspect of comedy, you know, because it's different when you improv something vs. when you write it and they're both kind of part of my process now.”

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Author:Nicholas Stoller

“I did it a little bit in college, but now I've been doing it more. But yeah, it's not, I think you can definitely have a sense of humour about it. Like a lot of the time I'll finish my set with 'Sandstorm' by Darude - do you know that song? That's a funny song. People also go apeshit when you play it. But at the same time, it's not like the whole thing is a joke.”

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Author:Chris Baio

“I was just doing it for fun. I was in college recording music as a joke, so I really didn't think that a career was feasible - being able to travel.”

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Author:Cakes da killa

“In college I took an acting class as a joke. It sounded like something fun and easy at the time. I had originally wanted to go to art school, but I gave all that up because I didn't want to be a starving artist.”

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Author:Michael Graziadei