“[On libraries] What's great about them is that anybody can go into them and find a book and borrow it free of charge and read it. They don't have to steal it from a bookshop... You know when you're young, you're growing up, they're almost sexually exciting places because books are powerhouses of knowledge, and therefore they're kind of slightly dark and dangerous. You see books that kind of make you go 'Oh!'” KnowsKindBookYoungDarkGrowing UpGrowingDangerousExcitingLibraryStealingSexuallyBookshops Author:Stephen Fry
“New Rule: Since our new national position on science is, "Screw it, we prefer witchcraft," let's not just retire the Space Shuttle Atlantis. Let's drive it to one of the five stupidest States and have the locals beat it with sticks. Putting it in a museum is too dangerous. Someone could steal it, fly it into space and notice we revolve around the sun.” StatesSpaceSunFiveDangerousPositionBeatsSticksStealingLocalsMuseumsRetiringScrewsWitchcraftStupidestAtlantisSpace Shuttle Book:The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass Source: The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
“Kissing a witch is a perilous business. Everybody knows it's ten times as dangerous as letting her touch your hand, or cut your hair, or steal your shoes. What simpler way is there than a kiss to give power a way into your heart?” KnowsWayGivingHeartHandsCuttingDangerousHairTenKissingShoesStealingWitch Author:Emma Donoghue
“Big banks are more dangerous than standing armies, and the practice of borrowing and spending money to be paid back by the next generation is stealing from their future.” BigsNextPracticeGenerationsDangerousStandingArmyPaidSpendingStealingNext GenerationBorrowingSpending Money Author:Thomas Jefferson
“...people have always known, at least since Moses denounced the Golden Calf, that images were dangerous, that they can captivate the onlooker and steal the soul.” PeopleSoulKnownDangerousStealingGoldenMosesCalves Author:William J. Mitchell
“It's the most dangerous world for bands nowadays because everybody's branding and trying to steal your vibe as soon as you do anything that anyone cares about. It's very weird.” WorldTryingCareDangerousBandStealingBrandingDangerous World Author:Alex Scally