“I enjoy fame except when I'm with my daughter. Kids stop me all the time and I don't want her to be jealous of the attention. Also, sometimes I just want to be left alone and I refuse to make rubber faces. That's when they start asking, What's the matter, man, don't you like your job? I say, Yeah, I like my job. But I also like having sex, and I'm not going to do that in front of you either.” MenWantSometimesMatterKidsJobsFacesLeftSexEnjoyAttentionFrontsLike YouFameDaughterAskingYeahRefuseMy DaughterJealousLeft AloneRubberHaving SexBeing Jealous Author:Jim Carrey
“I'm not saying that I'm the grand genius that came in on a float and made it happen, but they liked my pitch. I was on my way to a camping trip with my daughter when my agent called and said, "This thing came up and it's really wild and crazy, do you want to read it?" And, I said, "Yeah, why don't you just send it to me? But, I'm going on this camping trip, so I probably won't be able to read it until I get back."” WayWantMadeSaidHappensAbleCrazyGeniusDaughterYeahAgentsMade ItMy WayMy DaughterGet BackFloatsCampingWild And Crazy Author:Remi Aubuchon
“I have pictures of my daughter, in the hospital, at three seconds, six seconds, nine seconds, and then fifteen seconds, 'cause dumbass couldn't get the camera ready fast enough. Yeah, ha ha ha. She wrote that in the photo album.” EnoughThreeCausesReadySixDaughterCamerasYeahAlbumsNineMy DaughterHospitalsSecondsFifteenDumbasses Author:Christopher Titus
“I've been told the weirdest things: 'Yeah, I love taking a bath to your music!' or 'I gave birth to my daughter while listening to your music.'” MotherListeningBirthDaughterYeahMy DaughterBaths Author:Norah Jones
“I work with a lot of women and yeah I see totally different... My two sisters were different, I have two daughters that are pretty different.” TwoDifferentDaughterYeahTwo DaughtersTwo Sisters Author:Garry Marshall
“That sounds terrific, thought Cary, just you, your comatose wife your shell-shocked son, and your daughter who hates your guts. Not to mention that your two kids may be in love with each other. Yeah, that sounds like a perfect family reunion.” MayTwoKidsFunnyHateSoundPerfectWifeSonDaughterYeahGutsShellsShockedTerrificReunionYour DaughterFamily ReunionPerfect FamilyComatose Author:Cassandra Clare
“Do you ever lose the ego?” Westford asks me. “Yeah.” When his daughter kisses me, my ego flies out the window.” AsksLosesKissingEgoDaughterWindowYeahAsk MeKiss Me Book:Rules of Attraction Source: Rules of Attraction
“What would they talk about? Hi, my name's Vane and I howl at the moon late at night in the form of a wolf. I sleep with your daughter and don't think I could live without her. Mind if I have a beer? Oh and while we're at it, let me introduce my brothers. This one here is a deadly wolf known to kill for nothing more than looking at him cross-eyed, and the other one is comatose because some vampires sucked the life out of him after we'd both been sentenced to death by our jealous father. Yeah, that would go over like a lead balloon.” IfsThinkingMindFormNightFatherNamesSleepKnownBrotherMoonLateDaughterCrossesLet MeYeahVampireBeerMy BrotherJealousIntroducingBalloonsHowlYour DaughterComatose Book:Night Play Source: Night Play
“"After 17" is a song I wrote when my first daughter went to college, so that's kind of where I'm at in that part of my life. If you listen to that song and knew anything about me, you'd say, "Oh yeah, he wrote that about his daughter," but I try not to write them that they are so specific that they wouldn't apply to anybody that has a child.” IfsWritingTryingFirstsKindChildrenMotherSongCollegeDaughterYeah Author:Alan Jackson
“I understand what it's like to come with your family, and to uproot yourself and come to another culture. You need a lot of support. People say, 'She's got her daughter; she's got her husband.' Yeah, but she hasn't got anyone else.” PeopleNeedsMotherCultureSupportHusbandDaughterYeahOur Family Author:Emma Thompson