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“Don't you think they could be interested in progress?" "They've seen some of it. There's only one aspect of progress that really excites them." "What's that?" "The electric guitar.”

Political Satire Deadpan Humor

Book:Cat’s Cradle

Source: Cat’s Cradle

“Wring his neck, then boil him! Make sure he’s nice and tender too. I’ll come back to eat him this evening.”

Humor Funny Romance Comedy Historical Romance Fantasy Romance Romantic Comedy Strong Female Protagonist Deadpan Humor Chinese Novel

Book:Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)

Source: Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)

“You fool… lying there like a wooden log stretching out a branch at me all night.”

Humor Funny Romance Comedy Historical Romance Fantasy Romance Romantic Comedy Strong Female Protagonist Deadpan Humor Chinese Novel

Book:Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)

Source: Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)

“If I don’t hurry up and have fun with him early on, he’ll probably get old and die after just a few breaths.”

Humor Funny Romance Comedy Historical Romance Fantasy Romance Romantic Comedy Strong Female Protagonist Deadpan Humor Chinese Novel

Book:Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)

Source: Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)

“Think of it like you accidentally stepped in mud once. You just dipped your foot in water, shook it twice, and the mud fell right off.”

Humor Funny Romance Comedy Historical Romance Fantasy Romance Romantic Comedy Strong Female Protagonist Deadpan Humor Chinese Novel

Book:Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)

Source: Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)

“I only just learned today that Wei Kingdom is so desperately short of men that the Fifth Princess must come steal—er... ‘request’ someone else’s husband.”

Humor Funny Romance Comedy Historical Romance Fantasy Romance Romantic Comedy Strong Female Protagonist Deadpan Humor Chinese Novel

Book:Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)

Source: Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster: (Esthalis: Nire)

“That was a hell of a thing.”

Wonder Movies Space Travel Spoof Deadpan Humor Galaxy Quest

Author:Engineer Fred Kwan Galaxy Quest