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Dentists Quotes

“I don’t trust dentists. Well, I don’t trust nine out of ten of them.”

Humor Trust Dentist Dentists

Book:Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

Source: Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“The sailfish is the fastest fish in the world. That’s why it tastes like Christopher Cross’ hit song and is the preferred catch by nine out of ten dentists.”

Humor Song Music Sailing Dentist Dentists Christopher Cross Sailfish

Book:Me and memes and memories

Source: Me and memes and memories

“The dentist is now the same age as me, which is troubling, mostly because of what I have and have not done with my life”

Poetry Poem Aging Old Age Comparisons Dentists

Author:Kate Partridge

“Stacy can choke on store-bought sugar cookies like the rest of us. Why's he even bringing them? They're dentists. They should be eating celery.”

Humour Banter Dentists

Book:You Deserve Each Other

Source: You Deserve Each Other

“Some people have rubbed salt into some people’s wounds by punching out their false teeth.”

Wounds Fight Dentist Wound Dentistry Punch Dentists False Teeth Dentures Denture

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Nine out of ten dentists recommend my duck-soup-flavored toothpaste. Finally, a toothpaste that was designed to be paired with orange juice. It also goes well with red wine, if you like to start your morning off that way.”

Wine Absurd Ducks Duck Duck Quote Duck Quotes Red Wine Orange Juice Dentists Survey

Book:BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

Source: BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight