“Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.” IfsTryingFirstsHomeOne ThingLandKeysDespairMadPrisonRoundsSuitsAgentsNastyEstatesBeardLoatheDrainedSpectaclesMoustacheEstate Agents Author:Stephen Fry
“Try to make others happy, and don't despair over all the evil in the world. Instead of cursing the dark, let us each light one small lamp.” WorldTryingLightSpiritualEvilDarkDespairSpiritual LifeLampsCursingMake Others Happy Author:Mata Amritanandamayi
“I have been trying all my life to like Scotchmen, and am obliged to desist from the experiment in despair.” TryingHas BeensDespairExperimentsObligedScottish Book:The Life, Letters, and Writings of Charles Lamb Source: The Life, Letters, and Writings of Charles Lamb