Best Deuces Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“And that was the way The deuce was to pay As it always is, at the close of the day That gave us”

Source: Farm Ballads

“So I dipped into my childhood and came up with Nicky Deuce. I wanted him to get into a lot of mischief, like the time I taped a fork to a broom handle and cattle-rustled a steak off the barbecue of the next-door neighbor.”

Wanted Next Doors Childhood Neighbor Handle Mischief Forks Cattle Steak Barbecue Brooms Next Door Neighbors Deuces

Author:Steve Schirripa

“When my eye rested on an arid height, spirit partook of the barrenness. - Heartily wish Niebuhr & Strauss to the dogs. The deuce take their penetration & acumen. They have robbed us of the bloom.”

Eye Spirit Wish Atheism Dog Height Penetration Acumen Deuces

Author:Herman Melville

“You dropped a 500-seat deuce on Times Square.”

Seats Squares Times Square Deuces

Author:Anthony Bourdain

“If you get caught at some crucial point and somebody tells you that your doctrine doesn't make sense - you're ready for him. You tell him there's something above sense. That here he must not try to think, he must feel. He must believe. Suspend reason and you can play it deuces wild.”

Ifs Thinking Feels Trying Believe Reason Play Religion Ready Caught Doctrine Make Sense Crucial Deuces

Book:The Fountainhead

Source: The Fountainhead

“It was reported today that U.S. military bases will not show 'Brokeback Mountain.' However, during interrogations, U.S. troops will continue to show 'Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.'”

Shows Today Military Mountain Bases Troops Interrogation Brokeback Mountain Military Bases Deuces Gigolo

Author:Conan O'Brien

“For me, a writer is already being the deuce of his mission, his occupation to society.”

Missions Occupation Deuces

Author:Wole Soyinka

“One of my school friends' parents owned a minigolf course, and a bunch of us kids would play there all day in the summer. Two-under deuces was a good score.”

Two Play Kids School Courses Parent Summer Bunch Score School Friends Deuces

Author:Jack Nicholson

“Always be comic in a tragedy. What the deuce else can you do?”

Tragedy Comic Deuces

Book:The Essential Gilbert K. Chesterton

Source: The Essential Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Then idiots talk....of Energy. If there is a word in the dictionary under any letter from A to Z that I abominate, it is energy. It is such a conventional superstition, such parrot gabble! What the deuce!....But show me a good opportunity, show me something really worth being energetic about, and I'll show you energy.”

Ifs Shows Opportunity Energy Letters Idiot Superstitions Conventional Show Me Dictionary Energetic Parrots Good Opportunity Deuces

Author:Charles Dickens

“if you are not allowed to touch the heart sometimes in spite of syntax, and are not to be loved until you all know the difference between trimeter and trameter, may all Poetry go to the deuce, and every schoolmaster perish miserably!”

Ifs Knows Heart May Sometimes Differences Spite Syntax Vanity Fair Deuces

Book:Vanity Fair, etc

Source: Vanity Fair, etc

“What the deuce is it to me?" he interrupted impatiently: "you say that we go round the sun. If we went round the moon it would not make a pennyworth of difference to me or to my work.”

Ifs Differences Sun Moon Rounds Interrupted Study In Scarlet Deuces

Author:Arthur Conan Doyle

“... Where did you go?” “Down below.” “Ugh,” she said. “I’ve heard they’re little better than animals.” Funny. I thought the same thing about most Topsiders I encountered. Tegan touched my hand in silent sympathy, and I set my jaw. ... I stepped forward and pasted on a false smile. We were in her home, after all. The least I could do was be polite. “I’m Deuce, animal from the underground.”

Littles Said Home Hands Animal Heard Silent Touched Polite Ugh Deuces

Author:Ann Aguirre

“Lady Maccon.” “By George, Boots! How the deuce can you possibly tell that there is Lady Maccon?” queried the other top-hated gentleman. “Who else would be standing in the middle of a street on full-moon night with a raging ruddy fire behind her, waving a parasol about?” “Good point, good point.”

Would Be Night Behinds Fire Streets Middle Moon Standing Rage Hated Gentleman Boots Full Moon Deuces Moon Night Parasols

Author:Gail Carriger

“What the deuce is to do now?”

Deuces

Book:The Bronte Sisters: Three Novels: Jane Eyre; Wuthering Heights; and Agnes Grey (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)

Source: The Bronte Sisters: Three Novels: Jane Eyre; Wuthering Heights; and Agnes Grey (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)

“Perhaps that was the point; life, if you did it right, meant learning and changing. If you didn't, you died- or stopped growing - which amounted to more or less the same thing. So I would slide in and out of different roles until I discovered the one that fit me best. -Deuce, (183)”

Ifs Different Roles Growing Fit Died Slides Deuces

Book:Outpost

Source: Outpost

“Luneta and her parents started and whirled around, to see Terence standing just inside Luneta's door. "Deuce it, Terence!" Luneta's father expostulated. "You'll kill someone that way someday! How did you get inside without any of us hearing you?" "I came in the door, of course," Terence replied, stepping forward. He held two swords in scabbards, which he tossed onto Luneta's bed as he approaced. "For anyone else, the hinges would have squeaked," Luneta's father muttered.”

Way Two Courses Father Parent Doors Bed Standing Hearing Someday Hinges Deuces

Book:The Lioness and Her Knight

Source: The Lioness and Her Knight

“If there had been another female for him since we arrived in Salvation, I needed to cut off all her hair and beat her half to death. The strength of that impulse scared me, and I took a step back. Deuce the girl was every bit as vicious as the Huntress, it seemed”

Ifs Girl Bits Half Steps Cutting Hair Needed Beats Female Salvation Scared Impulse Vicious Huntress Deuces

Book:Outpost

Source: Outpost

“I'm not sick, Deuce. You don't know your own charm." My charm? I hadn't been aware I had any. It must be the dress, I thought.”

Knows Sick Dresses Charm Deuces

Book:Outpost

Source: Outpost

“If this is the last time, let me say it so you never forget. I will always love you, Deuce. No matter where souls go, mine will be looking for you, solnyshko moyo." "No. I want a promise instead. Promise you'll fight like you never have, so when the dying stops, you'll be on your feet looking for me here." "I swear.”

Ifs Want Soul Matter Lasts Fighting Forget Feet Dying Love You Mines Like You Promise Let Me Never Forget Swear Last Time Always Love You Will Always Love You I Will Always Love You Deuces

Author:Ann Aguirre

“I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up Back coupes up & chunk the deuce up”

Bragging Chunks Flirty Mack Deuces

Author:Nicki Minaj

“Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded as descended from that tribe. That's what it says in the dictionary; but you and I know what a Jew is - One Who Killed Our Lord. And although there should be a statute of limitations for that crime, it seems that those who neither have the actions nor the gait of Christians, pagan or not, will bust us out, unrelenting dues, for another deuce.”

Knows Should Seems Action Christian Lord Crime Ancient Jew Dues Limitation Tribes Judaism Dictionary Our Lord Pagan Statutes Unrelenting Gait Deuces

Author:Lenny Bruce

“I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried”

Needs Writing Firsts Hard Jobs Joy Found Lost Laughing Partners Excitement Cried Deuces Laughing So Hard

Author:Rob Schneider

“Who you? Your name smaller than fine grains in couscous It's the highest calibre, your calibre is deuce deuce”

Names Fine Highest Hip Hop Grain Deuces Couscous

Author:Talib Kweli

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