“Can't we do anything about it?" - "No!" - "Then I can't see the sense in panicking", said Twoflower calmly” HumorPratchettTwoflowerRicewindDiskworld Book:The Color of Magic Source: The Color of Magic
“And if I vas to point at a castle on a towering crag and say 'Yonder is...zer castle' a volf would be bound to howl mournfully. In zer old country, zer scenery is psychotropic and knows vot is expected of it. Here, alas, people just look at you in a funny vay.” VampirePsychotropicDiskworldUberwald Book:The Truth: Stage Adaptation Source: The Truth: Stage Adaptation
“There was a crash from the direction of the kitchen, although it really was more of a crashendo - the long drawn out clatter that begins when a pile of plates begins to slip, continues when someone tries to grab at them, develops a desperate counter-theme when the person realises they don't have three hands, and ends with the roinroinroin of the one miraculously intact plate spinning round and round on the floor.” HumourDiskworld Author:Terry Pratchett