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“A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch.”

Horse Dutch Donkey

Author:Georg C. Lichtenberg

“I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes.”

Believe Running Party Clothes Bunch Elephants Donkey

Author:Al Sharpton

“A unicorn is a donkey from the future”

Author:Joe Rogan

“Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.”

Clear Vanity Fence Deer Donkey

Book:A Poet's Proverbs: Being Mirthful, Sober, and Fanciful Epigrams on the Universe, with Certain Old Irish Proverbs, All in Rhymed Complets

Source: A Poet's Proverbs: Being Mirthful, Sober, and Fanciful Epigrams on the Universe, with Certain Old Irish Proverbs, All in Rhymed Complets

“Production goes up and up because high pressure advertising and salesmanship constantly create new needs that must be satisfied: this is Admass- a consumer's race with donkeys chasing an electric carrot.”

Needs Race Pressure Productions Satisfied Advertising Consumers Electric Chasing Carrots Donkey Salesmanship Electric Car

Author:J. B. Priestley

“It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.”

Persons Certain Numbers Type Score Register Donkey Donkey Kong

Author:Will Forte

“Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.”

Giving Give Me Ass Taboo Sauce Donkey Pickles Social Taboos Enchiladas

Author:Frank Zappa