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Donut Quotes

“Darla, why would you choose the plain glazed donut? Why not the frosted, fritter, maple, or cro-nut? ... It's the dough inside that matters!”

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Book:Donut Love Fur-ever

Source: Donut Love Fur-ever

“Donut continued to hack in my ear. 'Hey, don't puke on my shoulder.' 'Where else am I going to do it, Carl?' she said between breaths. She proceeded to puke on my shoulder.”

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Author:Matt Dinniman (Donut)

“The donut dunked herself in coffee But burnt herself in the process And despite the scars she bore She was delicious anyways”

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Book:Atomic Kiss

Source: Atomic Kiss

“I find it wonderful how a microwave, a wet paper towel and 15 seconds can extend the life, taste and quality of pretty much any cake donut.”

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Author:Loren Weisman

“You know what they say, you can take the cop out of the city..." "But you can't take the donut away from the cop?" "Hey," I said. "This is a burger." "Punch a hole in it and it's basically a meat donut.”

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Book:Vanilla Sprinkle Murder

Source: Vanilla Sprinkle Murder

“Sunday morning, I make a few posts on social media, something I'm supposed to do as an author to promote myself, but I'm rather unconvinced of the efficacy of posting things like cherry pie milkshake pictures to sell a book that's partially about generational trauma. Not that I have a photo of that milkshake, but it did sound delicious. I can't justify the cost, though if I'd ordered it, I would definitely have posted the picture. Just like I posted a picture of the "chocolate cake" donut I bought a few weeks ago. It wasn't a cake donut but a yeast donut, dipped in chocolate ganache and chocolate cake crumbs, then topped with an actual piece of chocolate cake.”

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Book:Love, Lies, and Cherry Pie

Source: Love, Lies, and Cherry Pie

“Kumpleto nga kayo, saksakan naman ng duwag! May lakas nga kayo, di niyo naman ginagamit!”

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Book:Sixty Six: Chapter 3

Source: Sixty Six: Chapter 3