“The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to form oil using other animals; they've piled thousands of tons of sand and Middle Eastern countries on top of cows, raccoons, haddock, laboratory rats, etc., but so far all they have managed to do is run up an enormous bulldozer-rental bill and anger a lot of Middle Eastern persons. None of the animals turned into oil, although most of the laboratory rats developed cancer.” PersonsCountryProblemRunningFormEnergyAnimalMiddleHumorousScientistBillsCancerOilEnormousDepartmentSandEtcCowsRatsEasternLaboratoryDinosaursRaccoonsBulldozers Author:Dave Barry
“Geometric shapes hold an energy pattern, and scientists did some experiments which say certain geometric shapes can affect matter around them. It's simply because when a human looks at a shape, they instantly receive energy from their brain.” HumansLooksMatterCertainEnergyBrainShapesScientistPatternsExperimentsGeometricGeometric Shapes Author:Tom DeLonge
“Our scientists all the more occupy advanced positions in the development of world science. By the example of their successes in the field of atomic energy, our scientists and technicians have vividly shown how much the increased might of the Soviet state and the further growth of its international authority depends on their efforts and practical successes.” WorldStatesMightEnergyGrowthEffortExampleFieldsPositionDependsDevelopmentAuthorityScientistInternationalPracticalsSovietTechniciansAtomic Energy Author:Vyacheslav Molotov
“Do you know how much energy, how many powers, how many forces, are still lurking behind that frame of yours? What scientist has known all that is in man? Millions of years have passed since man came here, and yet but one infinitesimal part of his powers has been manifested. Therefore, you must not say that you are weak. How do you know what possibilities lie behind that degradation on the surface? You know but little of that which is within you. For behind you is the ocean of infinite power and blessedness.” KnowsMenYearsLittlesHas BeensStillsLyingEnergyForceBehindsKnownMillionsKnow HowPossibilityOceanWeakScientistInfiniteSurfaceDo You KnowWithin YouBehind YouDegradationLurkingBlessednessInfinite Power Book:My Idea of Education Source: My Idea of Education
“I feel blessed to be here representing our country and carrying out th research of scientists around the world... I hope you could feel the positive energy that beamed to the whole planet as we glided over.” WorldFeelsCountryWholeEnergyPlanetsResearchScientistBlessedOur CountryAround The WorldRepresentingPositive Energy Author:Laurel Clark
“Some advice: keep the flame of curiosity and wonderment alive, even when studying for boring exams. That is the well from which we scientists draw our nourishment and energy. And also, learn the math. Math is the language of nature, so we have to learn this language.” WellsEnergyLanguageStudyAliveAdviceDrawsScientistCuriosityBoringMathFlamesNourishmentExam Author:Michio Kaku
“I am beginning to understand that the stream the scientists are studying is not just a little creek. It's a river of energy that moves across regions in great geographic cycles. Here, life and death are only different points on a continuum. The stream flows in a circle through time and space, turning death into life across coastal ecosystems, as it has for more than a million years. But such streams no longer flow in the places where most of us live.” YearsLittlesDifferentMovingEnergySpaceMillionsStudyFlowRiversScientistEnvironmentalCirclesStreamsLife And DeathRegionsCyclesTime And SpaceEcosystemsRough TimesContinuumCreeksCoastal Author:Kathleen Moore