“Abraham Lincoln did not shoot John Wilkes Booth. Titanic did not sink a North Atlantic iceberg. And Fox News is neither fair nor balanced. These are simple historical facts intelligible to all adults, most children, and some of your more discerning domesticated animals. But not... to Bill O” ChildrenFactsPoliticalSimpleAnimalNewsAdultsFairsBillsHistoricalBalancedFoxesAbrahamFox NewsDiscerningIcebergHistorical FactsDomesticated AnimalsJohn Wilkes Booth Book:The Worst Person In the World: And 202 Strong Contenders Source: The Worst Person In the World: And 202 Strong Contenders
“Madam Speaker, I have spent more than half my life as a member of the Resources Committee. In that time I have supported numerous wilderness designations. In fact, I cannot recall ever opposing a wilderness bill.” FactsHalfMembersResourcesBillsWildernessSpeakersRecallsCommitteesOpposingDesignation Author:Nick Rahall
“America pays its bills. It always has. It always will. The fact that Washington is now debating whether to honor its debts and obligations, then, should come as a surprise. But playing political football with a necessary vote to raise the nation's debt ceiling has become as predictable as a Twitter rant from Charlie Sheen.” ShouldFactsAmericaPoliticalNationsPayFootballHonorVoteRaisesBillsSurpriseDebtObligationCharlieCeilingsPredictableRantDebt Ceiling Author:Peter Welch
“In fact, Bill Clinton's an excellent example of what he should be doing when he realizes that he's not invulnerable. He realized two things: his invulnerability was contextualized in two things: junk food, and he had a problem with certain kinds of women.” ShouldKindTwoFactsProblemCertainRealizingExampleBillsClintonExcellentTwo ThingsJunkJunk FoodInvulnerability Author:Walter Mischel
“Bill Clinton may in fact be moving back into the White House. And coincidentally I'm thinking about moving back into my mother's house.” ThinkingMayFactsMovingMotherHouseWhiteBillsClintonWhite HouseMoving Back Author:David Letterman