“If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'” IfsKnowsWorldStatesFeelingsFunnyFamilyFiveMinutesLike YouFairsParenthoodFive MinutesRoyaltyAlrightYou Might Be A Redneck IfDysfunctional FamilyCraziestFunny Family Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.” LooksSometimesFeelingsEyeFunnyDrivingHis EyesSarcastic Author:David Letterman
“The whole city gives you the impression of impermanence. You have the feeling that one day someone is going to yell, "Cut! Strike it!" and then the stagehands will scurry out and remove the mountains, the movie-star homes, the Hollywood Bowl--everything.” GivingWholeFeelingsHomeFunnyStarsCitiesCuttingOne DayMountainHollywoodStrikesImpressionRemoveLos AngelesBowlsMovie StarImpermanence Author:Allan Sherman
“We can't play stupid hockey, dumb hockey, greedy hockey, selfish hockey. We have to put the team ahead of our personal feelings.” PlayFeelingsFunnyTeamStupidSelfishDumbHockeyGreedyNhlPersonal Feelings Author:Terry Crisp
“As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.” TryingFeelingsFunnyBoringFakeDramatic Author:Joseph Gordon-Levitt