Best Fezzik Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“You mean you'll forgive me completely for saving your life if I completely forgive you for saving mine? You're my friend, my only one. Pathetic, that's what we are, Inigo said. Athletic.”

Best Friends Princess Bride Fezzik Inigo Montoya

Book:The Princess Bride

Source: The Princess Bride

“You'll pick the wrong one, knowing you...He did pick the wrong one.”

Princess Bride Fezzik

Book:The Princess Bride

Source: The Princess Bride

“Oh, you stupid, if there's a right way and a wrong way, trust you to find the dumb way.”

Princess Bride Fezzik

Book:The Princess Bride

Source: The Princess Bride

“What I'd give for a holocaust cloak, he said then. There we can't help you, Inigo said. Will this do? Fezzik wondered, pulling out his holocaust cloak.”

Fezzik Westley Inigo Princess Bride Humor

Book:The Princess Bride

Source: The Princess Bride

“Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.”

Life Pain Life Is Selling Highness Life Is Pain Selling Something Fezzik

Author:William Goldman

“When I was your age, television was called books.”

Book Age Television Aging Princess Bride Princes Bride Fezzik

Book:William Goldman: Four Screenplays with Essays

Source: William Goldman: Four Screenplays with Essays

“He was the mighty Fezzik, lover of rhymes, and you did not give up, no matter what.”

Giving Matter Lovers Giving Up No Matter What Rhyme Not Giving Up Fezzik

Book:The Princess Bride

Source: The Princess Bride

“Someone would have to keep his wits, and he had assumed automatically that since Fezzik had so few, he would find retaining them not all that difficult.”

Difficult Wit Retaining Fezzik

Book:The Princess Bride: An Illustrated Edition of S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure

Source: The Princess Bride: An Illustrated Edition of S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure

“Fezzik's in trouble, bubble bubble, His brain is just not in the pink, His mind is rubble, rub-a-dub double, Because everyone needs him to think.”

Thinking Needs Mind Brain Trouble Bubbles Rubble Fezzik

Book:The Princess Bride

Source: The Princess Bride

“Tr...ooooo...luv...' Fezzik grabbed onto Inigo in panic and they both pivoted, staring at the man in black, who was silent again. '"True love," he said,' Inigo cried. 'You heard him - true love is what he wants to come back for. That's certainly worthwhile.' 'Sonny, don't you tell me what's worthwhile - true love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops. Everybody knows that.”

Knows Men World Want Said Black Love Is Heard Silent Best Things Staring Worthwhile Panic Cried True Love Is Fezzik Cough Drops

Book:The Princess Bride: An Illustrated Edition of S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure

Source: The Princess Bride: An Illustrated Edition of S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure

“See?" Fezzik pointed then. Far down, at the very bottom of the mountain path, the man in black could be seen running. "Inigo is beaten." Inconceivable!" exploded the Sicilian. Fezzik never dared disagree with the hunchback. "I'm so stupid," Fezzik nodded. "Inigo has not lost to the man in black, he has defeated him. And to prove it he has put on all the man in black's clothes and masks and hoods and boots and gained eighty pounds.”

Men Running Lost Black Path Stupid Mountain Prove Clothes Bottom Mask Pounds Disagree Boots Defeated Beaten Eighty Hood Prove It Sicilian Fezzik

Book:The Princess Bride

Source: The Princess Bride

“Now what happens?" asked the man in black. "We face each other as God intended," Fezzik said. "No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone." "You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that it?”

People Men Trying Mean Said Happens Faces Black Rocks Skills Weapons Tricks Civilized Fezzik

Book:The Princess Bride

Source: The Princess Bride

“You should name him Fezzik." "Inconceivable.”

Should Names Fezzik

Author:Ilona Andrews

“I understand everything,” he said. “You understand nothing, but it really doesn’t matter, since what you mean is, you’re glad to see me, just as I’m glad to see you because no more loneliness.” “That’s what I mean,” said Fezzik.”

Mean Said Matter Loneliness Glad Fezzik

Book:The Princess Bride

Source: The Princess Bride

“Let's look on the bright side: we're having an adventure, Fezzik, and most people live and die without being as lucky as we are.”

People Looks Dies Sides Adventure Lucky Bright Side Fezzik

Book:The Princess Bride: An Illustrated Edition of S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure

Source: The Princess Bride: An Illustrated Edition of S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure

“You're alive!" Fezzik cried. The man in black sat immobile, like a ventriloquist's dummy, just his mouth moving. "That is perhaps the most childishly obvious remark I have ever come across.”

Men Moving Black Alive Mouths Obvious Sat Cried Remarks Dummy Fezzik

Book:The Princess Bride

Source: The Princess Bride

“It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise!”

Exercise Faults Strongest Brides Princess Bride Princes Bride Fezzik

Author:Andre the Giant