“I've been living in Portland for five months and I'm not sure how I feel about it. I probably won't really know for years because that's how it works right? You don't really develop feelings about a place till you've left it. It's like a girl or a dog.” KnowsFeelsYearsFeelingsGirlLeftFiveDogMonthsNot SurePortland Book:Punkzilla Source: Punkzilla
“Ive fostered five dogs for the Best Friends Program, which is an amazing no-kill sanctuary for animals, as well as a greyhound named Natasha from the greyhound rescue. All of my fosters have taught me great lessons like patience, nurture, and responsibility. My last foster dog was a Cocker Spaniel, and I couldnt let him go. I adopted him!” WellsLastsAnimalResponsibilityFiveDogTaughtLessonsProgramRescueNurtureAdoptedSanctuaryLet Him GoGreyhoundsSpanielsNatasha Author:Olesya Rulin
“In repose, my face looks as though I had gone through a terrible deal in the last five minutes. I have to disguise the expression and get a glassy-eyed look. That's something I learned from my dog.” LooksLastsFacesDealsGoneFiveMinutesDogExpressionTerribleDisguiseFive MinutesMy DogRepose Author:Judy Holliday
“There is no doubt that every healthy, normal boy...should own a dog at some time in his life, preferably between the ages of forty-five and fifty.” ShouldAgeBoysDoubtFiveDogHealthyNormalNo DoubtFiftyForty Author:Robert Benchley
“In 1916, when Johnny Heartfield and I invented photomontage in my studio at the south end of the town at five o'clock one May morning, we had no idea of the immense possibilities, or of the thorny but successful career, that awaited the new invention. On a piece of cardboard we pasted a mishmash of advertisements for hernia belts, student song books and dog food, labels from schnaps and wine bottles, and photographs from picture papers, cut up at will in such a way as to say, in pictures, what would have been banned by the censors if we had said it in words.” IfsWayMayHas BeensSaidBookIdeasEndsSongCareersMorningSuccessfulFivePiecesCuttingDogPossibilityStudentsPaperTownsWineSouthPhotographStudiosInventionLabelsNo IdeaClockBottlesImmensePapersBeltsAdvertisementsBannedSuccessful CareerNew InventionsDog FoodHerniasPaper Cuts Author:George Grosz
“I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, 'Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library?' - no problem.” IfsYearsProblemHouseSpeakSituationGrowing UpFiveGrowingDogRedLibraryExcuseFive YearsNo ProblemExcuse MePineapplesSpeaks French Author:Eugene Mirman
“I can kill a dog in six ways. Five of them are throwing missiles at it.” WayI CanFiveDogSixThrowingMissiles Author:Eugene Mirman
“I like to think I'm healthy. I exercise a lot. I have this great dog, and I walk her about five days a week. I dance, I surf. I eat mostly vegan, try to get enough sleep. For me, that's really critical.” ThinkingTryingEnoughSleepWalksFiveWeekDogExerciseHealthyCriticalVeganSurfGreat DogEnough Sleep Author:Jorja Fox