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“I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.”

Writing Humor Funny Comedy Cutting Paper Suicide Notes Suicide Note Paper Cuts

Author:Steven Wright

“The dimensionality of 3D, the depth of field, the dynamism... it's an immersive experience. And on top of that it's great because the new glasses don't make you want to throw up and they don't give you paper cuts!”

Want Giving Cutting Fields Paper Depth Glasses Dynamism Depth Of Field Paper Cuts

Author:Brendan Fraser

“I worked in a paper factory the week after I left school. I had loads of paper cuts all over my hands and the pay was dreadful. On my third day I was like, 'Can I leave early? I've got an audition for Coronation Street.' They said yes and I never went back.”

Said Hands School Left Pay Cutting Week Streets Paper Thirds Factories Load Auditions They Said Coronation Paper Cuts

Author:Suzanne Shaw

“In 1916, when Johnny Heartfield and I invented photomontage in my studio at the south end of the town at five o'clock one May morning, we had no idea of the immense possibilities, or of the thorny but successful career, that awaited the new invention. On a piece of cardboard we pasted a mishmash of advertisements for hernia belts, student song books and dog food, labels from schnaps and wine bottles, and photographs from picture papers, cut up at will in such a way as to say, in pictures, what would have been banned by the censors if we had said it in words.”

“If you are always pressing the envelope, you will suffer many paper cuts.”

Ifs Suffering Cutting Paper Envelopes Paper Cuts

Author:Scott Fahlman

“You know it doesn’t work that way, T. I have to be touching the body or something that belonged to the victim. Photos only give me a paper cut…and the willies. (Simone)”

Knows Way Giving Body Cutting Paper Give Me Victim Touching Paper Cuts

Book:Dream Chaser

Source: Dream Chaser

“If anyone had been paying attention to the signs, they would have realized that air turns white when things are about to change, that paper cuts mean there's more to what's written on the page than meets the eye, and that birds are always out to protect you from things you don't see.”

Ifs Mean Eye Turns White Attention Cutting Written Air Protect Paper Pages Bird Pay Attention Protect You Paper Cuts

Book:The Girl Who Chased the Moon: A Novel

Source: The Girl Who Chased the Moon: A Novel

“It was like death by a thousand paper cuts.”

Cutting Thousand Paper Paper Cuts

Book:Ghostgirl: Homecoming

Source: Ghostgirl: Homecoming

“It's not like a stab wound you can protect me from. It's like a million little paper cuts every day.”

Littles Millions Cutting Protect Paper Wounds Paper Cuts

Book:City of Lost Souls

Source: City of Lost Souls

“Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family has betrayed you to your enemies, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview.”

Jobs Life Is Enemy Cutting Paper News Interviews Receiving Betrayed Job Interview Unpleasant Experiences Paper Cuts

Author:Daniel Handler

“For the average person, taken to their sick bed, it takes a serious bout of pneumonia or a full body cast to completely forget the life they had prior to falling off the rollercoaster. I, however, will do this over a paper cut on my thumb, obsessing of said cut and being generally consumed by it.”

Persons Said Body Fall Forget Taken Cutting Serious Bed Paper Sick Average Casts Consumed Thumbs Average Person Falling Off Obsessing Pneumonia Rollercoaster Paper Cuts

Author:Sloane Crosley