“I played football for seven years in Spain and was called everything because I was from South America, and I never went out crying like a baby, like Patrice Evra, saying that someone had said something to me.” YearsSaidAmericaCryFootballBabySouthSevenSpainSeven YearsSouth America Author:Gus Poyet
“You might as well talk to my baby daughter. You'll get more sense out of her” WellsMightFootballBabyDaughterManagersSoccerChairmanMy Baby Author:Kenny Dalglish
“I am in a lot of pain. They say it is more pain than when you have a baby but I don't know as I have not had one. It is not possible.” KnowsPainFootballBabyManagersSoccerChairman Author:Luiz Felipe Scolari
“In the world of perpetual outrage, people cannot see the difference between deflated footballs, a dead lion, and dismembered babies.” PeopleWorldDifferencesFootballBabyLionsPerpetualOutrage Author:Kevin DeYoung
“Yes, he’s a good boy. Never been in trouble at school and he’s on the honor roll. Captain of the football team. All-around psycho serial killer who hides bodies in the fridge whenever his parents go out of town. (Nick) I also eat babies for breakfast and torture small animals for fun. My therapist says I’m making real progress though. (Caleb)” RealBodySchoolFunParentAnimalBoysProgressTroubleTeamFootballBabyHonorTownsTortureBreakfastKillersCaptainsTherapistsSerialsFootball TeamPsychoSerial KillerFridgesCalebGood BoySmall AnimalsHonor Roll Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon