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Football Quotes

“Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.”

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“Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”

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“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

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Author:Joe Theismann
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“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”

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Book:Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
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“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

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“I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”

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Author:Craig Ferguson
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