“It's been reported that some of Arnold Schwarzenegger's opponents have been circulating naked pictures of Arnold on the Internet. Yeah, in a related story, Arnold is leading the other candidates by four inches.” Has BeensStoriesFourInternetYeahNakedRelatedOpponentsCandidatesInchesSchwarzenegger Author:Conan O'Brien
“There was a time in my life when election year was nothing to me, but in 1912, I joined that great army of Americans who drop a stitch in their routine every four years, and give themselves up to backing first a candidate for the nomination and afterwards a nominee.” GivingYearsFirstsFourArmyElectionCandidatesRoutineFour YearsNominationsStitchesElection YearsGreat Army Author:Margaret Case Harriman
“Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when he's arguing with three people at once, it's his wife, his ex-wife, and his mistress.” PeopleKindThreeFourWifeArguingDebatePrimariesCandidatesTonightExesMistressCnnNewtsEx WifeHis Ex Author:Jay Leno
“California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'” EconomyFourMinutesAskingCaliforniaCandidatesBetter Off Author:Craig Kilborn
“In 1856...I preferred the success of a candidate whose election would prevent or postpone secession, to seeing the country plunged into a war the end of which no man could foretell. With a Democrat elected by the unanimous vote of the Slave States, there could be no pretext for secession for four years.... I therefore voted for James Buchanan as President.” MenYearsWarEndsCountryStatesPresidentFourSeeingVoteElectionSlaveDemocratCandidatesFour YearsPretextSecession Author:Ulysses S. Grant