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“My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.”

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Author:Mike Birbiglia

“The Olive Garden is bringing back its 'Pasta Pass,' which lets you eat as much pasta as you want for seven weeks. In a related story, Chris Christie just suspended his campaign.”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“The CEO of the Olive Garden blames his company's low profits on Obamacare - which is odd because most people won't eat at the Olive Garden until they have health insurance.”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“Dreams don't come true. Dreams die. Dreams get compromised. Dreams end up dealing meth in a booth at the back of the Olive Garden. Dreams choke to death on bay leaves. Dreams get spleen cancer.”

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Book:The Gum Thief: A Novel

Source: The Gum Thief: A Novel

“I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.”

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Book:The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible

Source: The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible