“They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!” MenYearsStillsTwoTogetherGuyFiveGayMarriedTwentiesSavedDrunkFive YearsVegasTwenty FiveSanctityGay MenChapelSanctity Of Marriage Author:Lea DeLaria
“History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!” YearsBelieveHardMovingFiveGayCorporationsFive YearsHard To BelievePersonhood Author:Stephen Colbert
“I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.” KidsThreeFiveBrotherPersonalityGayParksMy SisterMultipleBrothers And SistersTrailersMultiple PersonalitiesTrailer Park Author:Roseanne Barr
“It is easier to be gay at this very moment than it was five minutes ago. It is just constantly getting better, and it's wonderful.” MomentsFiveWonderfulMinutesEasierGayGet BetterFive Minutes Author:Guy Branum
“Being respectful of extraordinary work that has happened in the last thirty-five years is not the same thing as it reflecting my values. I'm not sorry that gays can now enter the military and I'm not sorry that we can marry, but frankly I come from a moment in time, a radical vision in time that never made marriage or the military my criteria of success.” YearsMadeMomentsLastsValuesVisionFiveHappenedMilitaryGayExtraordinarySorryRadicalThirtyFive YearsCriteriaReflectingRespectfulMoments In TimeBe RespectfulNot Sorry Author:Amber Hollibaugh
“The concept that really gets the goat of the gay-hater, the idea that really spins their melon and sickens their stomachs is that most terrible and terrifying of all human notions, love. That one can love another of the same gender, that is what the homophobe really cannot stand. Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the world's full octave. Love as Agape, Eros and Philos; love as infatuation, obsession and lust; love as torture, euphoria, ecstasy and oblivion (this is beginning to read like a Calvin Klein perfume catalogue); love as need, passion and desire.” WorldNeedsHumansIdeasDesirePassionFiveTerribleGayConceptsNotionEightGenderLustObsessionToneTortureEcstasyPerfumeOblivionInfatuationGoatsErosEuphoriaCataloguesAgapeMelonsHomophobesPassion And DesireLove Lust Author:Stephen Fry
“She gave Pretty Boy a surreptitious glance. Did he honestly expect her to believe he was gay? True, there were the gay boots and those stunning good looks. But, even so, he blasted enough heterosexual mega-wattage to light up the entire female population. Which he’d undoubtedly been doing since he shot out of the birth canal, glimpsed his reflection in the obstetrician’s eyeglasses, and gave the world a high five.” WorldBelieveLooksEnoughLightBoysFiveBirthGayReflectionShotsFemalePopulationHonestlyBootsGlancesLooking GoodStunningLight UpCanalsMegaEyeglassesPretty BoyObstetricians Book:Natural Born Charmer Source: Natural Born Charmer
“There's substance to the point that sociological information is new. We have five years of information to weigh against 2,000 years of history or more.” YearsFiveInformationGaySubstanceFive YearsGay MarriageSociological Author:Anthony Kennedy