“In my first stand-up acts there wasn't material even. You know, I'd go on stage and cry and read a Dear John letter or gut fish on stage. I could be odd - and it's what interested me as a comedian.” KnowsFirstsStageCryMaterialsGoes OnLettersDearFishesComedianOddGutsDear John Author:Bobcat Goldthwait
“I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and all that type of bullshit, going up there and doing a flat 20 [minutes]. I reckon I'd have better stagecraft and presence than Jesus. Yea, I'm a better stand-up comedian than Jesus, so I reckon I could go on after him.” GivingMindJesusMinutesTypeGoes OnSpeechBlessedErasComedianFlatsBullshitMeekStand Up ComedianStagecraft Author:Jim Jefferies
“Half the time, you go on any one of these news sites, whether it be a Yahoo or a Google, and one of the top headlines is always, "Did a comedian go too far?" or "Comedian offends." It's like, "Really? Comedian?" A person that's supposed to make funny and make silly and historically was the only person who was allowed to make fun of the king? We're the ones that you're taking seriously?” PersonsFunHalfGoes OnKingsNewsSillyComedianGoogleSiteHeadlines Author:Brad Williams
“For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.” ThinkingStageGoes OnComedianListen To Me Author:Bill Burr
“Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.” ShowsGoes OnComedian Author:Bill O'Reilly