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“When you denigrate people, they have two ways to fight back - with their fists and guns, or their mouths. And mouths are seemingly the easiest way to not get hit back. If people are laughing, they're not going to hit you.”

People Ifs Way Two Fighting Laughing Mouths Gun Fists Two Ways

Author:Carl Reiner

“One good, hearty laugh is a bombshell exploding in the right place, while spleen and discontent are a gun that kicks over the man who shoots it off.”

Men Laughing He Man Laughter Gun Kicks Discontent Right Place Exploding Good Heart Hearty Spleen Bombshells

Book:The Earth Girdled: The World as Seen To-day

Source: The Earth Girdled: The World as Seen To-day

“In 22 years of acting, I've only done two movies where I, personally, kill people. The Coens called me the Spanish Ballerina on (the No Country For Old Men) set, because every time I had the gun, when they called cut, I'd give it back and say, 'Take this s**t out of my hands!' There were laughing, like they couldn't believe I was supposed to be the villain.”

People Men Giving Years Believe Two Country Done Hands Acting Laughing Cutting Gun Supposed To Be Old Man Villain Ballerina

Author:Javier Bardem

“Naked Gun 33 1/3 I think made me laugh more than anything ever made.”

Thinking Made Laughing Gun Naked

Author:Horatio Sanz

“I remember watching Meryl Streep in, The River Wild. There's this scene where she's has a gun pointed at her, it's absurd in a lot of ways. Someone pulls a gun on her I think, I'm not really fully aware of the scene and she just, she starts, you see her terrified. And then all of a sudden she starts to burst out laughing. She starts laughing. Like she can't stop laughing. Because she's terrified and she's emotional and there are no rules to what you're supposed to feel. That to me is like A number one, that's the thing I have to remind myself all the time.”

Thinking Way Feels Remember Numbers Laughing Emotional Scene Gun Rivers Absurd Terrified

Author:Jake Gyllenhaal

“We just kind of wanted to play with these iconic moments of action. There's a really small one that always makes me laugh really hard, where there's a big shootout at the end, and the moment my gun runs out of bullets, I turn and there's just another gun sitting there, and I'm, like, oh, nice.”

Kind Ends Hard Play Moments Bigs Running Action Wanted Turns Laughing Nice Gun Sitting Bullets Iconic Make Me Laugh

Author:Seth Rogen

“It's actually against my religion to laugh at men who are toting guns.”

Men Laughing Gun

Book:The Dark Tower VI: Song of Susannah

Source: The Dark Tower VI: Song of Susannah

“I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by wearing a wig and laughing in a foreign accent, and I escaped.”

Space Laughing Gun Aliens Rays Accents Fooled Outer Space Wigs Kidnapped Coraline

Book:Coraline

Source: Coraline

“Anarchy loves theatre. That's the whole point. People forget that. You have to laugh at the devil, not fight him. They'll always have more guns, they'll always have more bombs that go off with a bigger bang. No matter how revolting you become they'll always be willing to be more revolting to you. They've had so much more practice.”

People Matter Whole Fighting Forget Practice Laughing Willing Gun Devil Bigger Theatre Bombs Anarchy Bangs

Book:Smack

Source: Smack

“I should probably be afraid. But instead a hysterical laugh bubbles inside me, because I just remembered something: Maybe I can’t hold a gun. But I have a knife in my back pocket.”

Should I Can Laughing Gun Remembered Pockets Knives Bubbles Hysterical

Author:Veronica Roth

“Jordan couldn’t keep the smile off her face. “Yeah, I like this guy. He rescued me from a crazed man with a gun, he makes me laugh, and he calls his mother Ma. I’d say he’s a keeper.”

Men Faces Mother Guy Laughing Gun Yeah This Guy Jordan Keepers Make Me Laugh He Makes Me Laugh

Author:Julie James

“Let us not use bombs and guns to overcome the world. Let us use love and compassion. Peace begins with a smile-smile five times a day at someone you don't really want to smile at at all-do it for peace. So let us radiate peace...and extinguish in the world and in the hearts of all men all hatred and love for power.”

Source: In the Heart of the World: Thoughts, Stories & Prayers (Easyread Large Edition)