“George W. Bush has a new campaign slogan: "A reformer with results." I don't know what it means [but] I think it's better than his old campaign slogan: "A dumb guy with connections.” ThinkingKnowsMeanGuyResultsConnectionsCampaignsDumbSlogansReformersDumb Guy Author:David Letterman
“Jeb Bush has to distance himself from what they call the Bush brand. So he keeps saying, 'I am my own man.' But when Governor Chris Christie is out on the campaign trail, he's always saying, 'I'm my own man, plus another guy.'” MenGuyMy OwnDistanceCampaignsBrandsPlusGovernorsTrailsOther GuysChristie Author:David Letterman
“Rick Perry, started out like a ball of fire from Texas and then he started to drop and now he's retooling. He's adding advisers to his campaign team. This guy had advisers? Really?” GuyFireTeamBallsCampaignsTexasThis GuyAdviser Author:David Letterman
“Sam Brownback, Mike Huckabee and Tom Tancredo - those were the three guys who said they do not believe in evolution. The irony will be on them when their campaigns die off in favor of stronger, fitter campaigns.” BelieveSaidGuyDiesThreeEvolutionStrongerFavorsCampaignsIronyTomsMike Author:Bill Maher