“I think a lot of kids get scared by 'E.T.' Sometimes when I do the science-fiction conventions, I'll have a 35-year-old guy with tatts and piercings all over, and he comes up and says, 'You know, it scared me so much I still can't watch it.” ThinkingKnowsYearsStillsSometimesKidsGuyFictionWatchesScience FictionScaredCome UpConventionsPiercingsOld Guys Author:Dee Wallace
“I will be the 43-year-old guy in the jumpsuit. In my estimation and my image of myself is that I am 23 and can get away with it. If I didn't have the show, I would be in one right now. It would be denim, but I love a terry.” IfsYearsShowsWould BeGuyRight NowGet AwayEstimationOld GuysDenimJumpsuits Author:Andy Cohen
“I was a door-to-door window salesmen in what feels like a cheap, creepy pedophile situation. And I can say that because we were a bunch of kids driving around in the back of some old guy's van and it was creepy. Now that I look back on it I get chills of creepiness.” FeelsLooksI CanKidsGuySituationDoorsWindowDrivingBunchChillVansCreepySalesmanOld Guys Author:Joseph Bruce
“I have an easy tendency to stumble and fall, which is not a good thing in an 84-year-old guy, so when I brush my teeth, then I do balancing exercises.” YearsGuyFallEasyExerciseGood ThingsTeethTendenciesBrushesOld Guys Author:Walter Mischel
“All these fifty-year-old guys wearing baseball caps and shorts and acting like children. It winds me up. Men don't have to take responsibility anymore. Most of the guys I know would punch me on the nose for saying this, but maybe we do have to bring back conscription.” KnowsMenYearsChildrenGuyActingResponsibilityWindBaseballNosesFiftyTaking ResponsibilityCapsShortsOld GuysConscriptionBaseball CapsFifty Year Olds Author:Chrissie Hynde
“I'd rather get to the 70-year-old guy who's got plenty of cash.” YearsGuyPlentyCashOld Guys Author:Bernie Ecclestone
“I was never great, but I was a good [basketball] player, and I could play seriously. Now I'm like one of these old guys who's running around, and the guys I play with, who are all a lot younger, they sort of pity me and sympathize with me. They tolerate me, but we all know that I'm the weak link on the court. And I don't like being the weak link.” KnowsPlayRunningGuyPlayerWeakCourtPityLinksTolerateOld Guys Author:Barack Obama
“Today Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a minute, that's me.” YearsKindTodayJobsGuyWaitingMinutesRomneyOld Guys Author:David Letterman
“I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over. Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That's who I am, the old guy with a long beard.” TryingLongYoungGuyStuffSidesLike YouBasketballWho I AmSeniorBeardKarateAdviserOld GuysYoung GuysWeird Stuff Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I'm waiting to get old - I think old guys with tattoos look good.” ThinkingLooksGuyWaitingTattooOld Guys Author:Ryan Gosling
“When I started 'DailyGrace,' I was dating a 26-year-old guy I thought was the funniest person in the world. My creation process every day was imagining him watching my videos and wondering, 'Will he laugh at this?' But somehow that's turned into an audience that's mostly 15-year-old girls.” WorldYearsPersonsGuyGirlProcessWonderAudienceLaughingCreationDatingVideoOld Guys Author:Grace Helbig
“The tango is a very interior dance. It's not an exterior - it's not flashy and all over the floor. It's a very interior dance when you see the old guys dance in the clubs. I learned everything from the old guys in the clubs.” GuyClubsInteriorsExteriorTangoOld GuysFlashy Author:Robert Duvall