“Well, the American public always wanted to vote for a guy and Bush was the perfect guy who they'd want to have over for pot-roast. And George Bush is that guy. He does that well. You'd like to have him over for pot-roast. He reminds you of yourself. Okay. Well, now he's been over, he's had the pot-roast. But he's getting drunk and now he's talking about stem cells and Terri Schiavo and gay marriage. And now he's the guest that won't leave.” WantWellsDoeWantedGuyPerfectTalkingGayOkayVoteDrunkCellsPotGuestsStemGay MarriageThat GuyStem CellGetting DrunkPerfect Guy Author:Bill Maher
“My perfect guy wears converse, is totally laid back, and doesn't worry about being cool.” GuyPerfectWorryBeing CoolConversesGirlyLaid BackPerfect Guy Author:Selena Gomez
“But I know how this romantic stuff works: one girl's perfect guy is another girl's reject. And right now I'm glad of it.” KnowsGuyGirlStuffPerfectKnow HowRight NowGladRejectsAnother GirlPerfect Guy Author:Claire LaZebnik