“I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Lunatic. ... Guy was not too bright. He said that the reason he became a suicide bomber was to work his way up in the al Qaeda organization.” ThinkingWayMeanSaidReasonGuyOrganizationSuicideFruitBlowPlanesPairsAlsLunaticAl QaedaBombersSuicide Bombers Author:David Letterman
“Officials believe that one of the terrorists was a woman. And there are female suicide bombers. It's just that their reward in paradise is a little different. Instead of getting 72 virgins, they get 72 guys who just listen.” BelieveLittlesDifferentGuyFemaleSuicideRewardsTerroristOfficialsParadiseVirginsJust ListenBombersSuicide Bombers Author:Bill Maher
“If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy.” IfsLooksGuySuicideSuspectsClueBombing Author:Norm MacDonald
“The debt ceiling debacle is almost a horrible metaphor: It's as if a bomb went off at 800 Pennsylvania Avenue and sent shrapnel flying in every direction. I don't know what these guys think they're doing, but it looks like they're committing political suicide.” IfsThinkingKnowsLooksPoliticalGuySuicideMetaphorDebtFlyingHorribleBombsLaw EnforcementAvenuesCeilingsPennsylvaniaDebt CeilingDebacles Author:Charlie Cook