“People always think women meet us in the hotel lobby, but it's the opposite. The majority of the time, you go out to eat with your teammates, then rest for the next day's game. It's not a vacation - most guys view the road as a business trip.” PeopleThinkingGuyNextGamesViewsOppositesMajorityHotelVacationNext DayTeammateHotel LobbyBusiness Trips Author:Kevin Durant
“The White House says that the vacation in Texas will give President Bush the chance to unwind. My question is, when does the guy wind?” GivingDoeGuyHousePoliticsPresidentChanceWhiteWindWhite HouseTexasVacationPresident BushUnwind Author:David Letterman
“Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!” KnowsMenHomeGuyWifeHe ManSilentConfusedVacationHeadingsDid You KnowMidgetMilwaukeeHeading Home Book:Assholes Finish First Source: Assholes Finish First
“I'm a guy who should not have a lot of free time. But when it comes to vacation, I like to pull the plug completely. It's all about my daughter - I'm no longer the star of my own movie.” ShouldGuyStarsMy OwnDaughterMy DaughterVacationPlugsFree Time Author:Anthony Bourdain
“I definitely used to lie about my age. I'm from Tennessee and everyone would vacation in Destin, Florida, where there are lots of cute guys. I would go with my older sister and lie about my age to them.” AgeUsedLyingGuyCuteVacationFloridaTennesseeOlder SisterCute Guy Author:Lucy Hale