“The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for punching out another woman in a bar fight.Quite frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find one beauty pageant winner who is against world peace.” ThinkingWorldHas BeensFightingMissingBarsWinnerComedianCanadaArrestedRefreshingPageantAnother WomanPunchingBeauty Pageant Author:Jay Leno
“Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can't redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with the winner, for no matter which one it is the poor fellow is going to need it.” IfsNeedsHas BeensMatterPoliticsSportsPoorFellowsWinnerOfferingGangAlibis Author:Will Rogers
“As a Nobel Prize winner I cannot but regret that the award was never given to Mark Twain, nor to Henry James, speaking only of my own countrymen. Greater writers than these also did not receive the prize. I would have been happy - happier - today if the prize had been given to that beautiful writer Isak Dinesen.” IfsHas BeensTodayBeautifulGivenMy OwnGreaterRegretMarkWinnerPrizeAwardsNobelNobel PrizeCountrymenNobel Prize Winners Book:Conversations with Ernest Hemingway Source: Conversations with Ernest Hemingway
“I'm a very competitive person. I always have been. And it's hard to be competitive about something as amorphous as acting. But you can be competitive on the track, because the rules are very simple and the declaration of the winner is very concise.” PersonsHas BeensHardSimpleActingTrackWinnerDeclarationConciseCompetitive Person Author:Paul Newman