“Life is short and if you're looking for extension, you had best do well. 'Cause there's good deeds and then there's good intentions. They are as far apart as Heaven and Hell.” IfsLifeWellsFunnyLife IsHeavenCausesHellIntentionDeedsExtensionsGood DeedsLife Is ShortGood IntentionsHeaven And Hell Author:Ben Harper
“You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about.” IfsThinkingKnowsHumorFunnyJesusHeavenSaladSpinach Author:Katt Williams