“If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.” IfsThinkingHomeHumorMightFunnyComedyNeighborCopDetectivesRedneckYou Might Be A Redneck IfRedneck HumorFunny Redneck Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.” IfsHomeHumorMightFunnyComedyCarWheelsWithout YouRedneckYou Might Be A Redneck IfFunny Redneck Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.” PeopleInspirationalHomeHumorInspirationRoomsTelevisionTvsInventionPermitLiving RoomTelevision And Radio Author:David Frost
“I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.” IfsLittlesRealMatterHomeHumorAbilitySubjectsMomLuckyReal LifeDenialSense Of HumorSlipsSubject Matter Author:Cathy Guisewite
“I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We don't need to bring ink and paper into this! I can't imagine a scenario where I'd have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend...'Don't even act like I didn't buy that doughnut! I've got the documentation right here! Oh, wait, it's back home, in the file. Under d...for doughnut.'” NeedsGivingI CanEndsHomeHumorFunnyWaitingImagineProvePaperGive MeInkFilesSkepticalScenariosBack HomeTransactionsDoughnutDocumentationReceiptsInk And Paper Author:Mitch Hedberg
“To give law enforcement the additional tools it needs to track down terror here at home.” NeedsGivingHomeHumorLawPoliticalToolsTrackTerrorLaw EnforcementEnforcementPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“God's signs are not always the ones we look for. We learn in tragedy that his purposes are not always our own. Yet the prayers of private suffering, whether in our homes or in this great cathedral, are known and heard, and understood.” LooksHomeHumorPoliticalPurposeSufferingPrayerKnownHeardUnderstoodTragedyCathedralsPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.” HomeHumorPoliticalFinancialSecretaryTreasuryPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“What shall we do with...the Jews?...their homes also should be razed and destroyed.” ShouldHomeHumorReligiousJewDestroyed Author:Martin Luther