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“The horse-laugh indicates brutality of character.”

Character Laughing Laughter Horse Brutality

Author:Johann Kaspar Lavater

“Though laughter is allowable, a horse-laugh is abominable.”

Laughing Laughter Horse

Author:Marcus Tullius Cicero

“I'm interested in feedback and learning what people want. It's a tricky thing for me when I do a set list. You get bored doing the same songs. Let's say we do one ballad in two hours, and it's "Wild Horses." If you say, I'm tired of that, let's try something less well known, and then you're out there stumbling through this song you just relearned at sound check, and you realize people probably want "Wild Horses" instead of this. You do need to do some songs that aren't so well known. The question is how many? I'm open to people posting their requests.”

People Ifs Want Needs Trying Wells Two Song Sound Realizing Hours Known Laughing Horse Tired Lists Checks Bored Well Known Feedback Request Tricky I'm Tired Stumbling Ballads Wild Horses

Author:Mick Jagger

“History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind blowing where it listeth. History is no sure thing to bet on. History is a box of tricks with a lost key. History is a labyrinth of doors with sliding panels, a book of ciphers with the code in a cave of the Saragossa sea. History says, if it pleases, Excuse me, I beg your pardon, it will never happen again if I can help it.”

Ifs I Can Book Helping Happens Lost Laughing Doors Sea Wind Keys Please Horse Boxes Excuse Tricks Code Caves Pardon Labyrinth Excuse Me Sure Thing Ciphers Wind Blowing

Author:Carl Sandburg

“How did you feel feeding doughnuts to a horse? Had a kick out of it, huh? Got a big laugh. Did you ever think of feeding doughnuts to a human being? No!”

Thinking Feels Humans Bigs Human Beings Laughing Horse Kicks Feeding Doughnut

Author:Robert Riskin

“I try to be careful not to put the cart before the horse. I try not to create comedy for other comedians to like. I want everybody to like it. I want audiences to like it, but I also want comedians to like it. I'm selfish. I want everybody to laugh!”

Want Trying Audience Laughing Comedy Horse Careful Selfish Comedian Be Careful Carts

Author:Brian Regan

“The ordinary chestnut can beget a sickly and reluctant laugh, but it takes a horse chestnut to fetch the gorgeous big horse-laugh.”

Bigs Laughing Ordinary Horse Gorgeous Reluctant Begets Fetch Chestnuts

Book:Collected tales, sketches, speeches & essays

Source: Collected tales, sketches, speeches & essays

“I enjoy horse riding, spending time with my dog 'Smurf,' and basically having a really good laugh partying and having fun!”

Fun Enjoy Party Laughing Dog Horse Spending Having Fun Riding My Dog Spending Time Good Laugh Horse Riding Smurf

Author:Katie Price

“While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.”

Littles Courses Social Laughing Dog Cat Horse Dear Chickens Coats Fur Old Woman Make Me Laugh Infuriating Fur Coats

Author:Rita Mae Brown

“One horse-laugh is worth ten-thousand syllogisms.”

Laughing Thousand Ten Horse

Book:Mencken Chrestomathy

Source: Mencken Chrestomathy

“Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language." Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?" "With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top." Frank looked incredulous. "I thought the horse couldn't fly!" This time Arion whinnied so angrily, even Hazel could guess he was cursing. "Dude," Percy told the horse, "I've gotten suspended for saying less than that.”

Said Language Watches Laughing Horse Frank Suspended Cursing Saying Less

Author:Rick Riordan

“One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent.”

Religion Animal Laughing Thousand Ten Laughter Horse Anger Intelligent Rage

Book:Prejudices Fourth Series

Source: Prejudices Fourth Series