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“Rebound sex is fine when you want to rebound and bounce back in life, but when you only want to bounce back into a bed with your ex-girlfriend, rebound sex would only ever turn out to be a regrettable thing”

Truth Of Life Humor And Comedy Rebound Sex

Book:Double Trouble

Source: Double Trouble

“When a window is opened up from the inside for you to climb through, then that window isn't there to be climbed through by you”

Funny Humor And Comedy

Book:Double Trouble

Source: Double Trouble

“Clearly these were deliberate waterworks to make me feel bad about myself and what would you know, they water-worked perfectly!”

Comedy Crying Quotes Humor And Comedy Double Trouble Jimmy Tudeski

Book:Double Trouble

Source: Double Trouble

“This girl was so hot, that even if one of your friends slept with her, you would have ended up gloating about it yourself for him.”

Gloating Humor And Comedy

Book:Double Trouble

Source: Double Trouble

“Why is the whole world arguing about sexism, racism and discrimination all the time, yet nobody talks about those bouncers outside nightclubs, discriminating against older people and their right to have a drink and a little dance?”

Funny Humor Humor And Comedy

Book:Double Trouble

Source: Double Trouble

“We talked about making a triumphant return to glory, but we were doomed. I was discovering that some things aren’t meant to last. What makes them great is what also causes them to destroy themselves.”

Sports Nonfiction Humor And Comedy

Book:Drunk on Sunday

Source: Drunk on Sunday