“I was so uncomfortable at a party recently when the conversation droned on about women who are constantly getting married. I was on the edge of my chair, close to squirming in embarrassment because I myself was guilty of four husbands. I finally leaned forward and squeaked, 'But one died!” PartyFourHusbandConversationMarriedDiedEdgesGuiltyUncomfortableChairsEmbarrassmentGetting Married Author:Bette Davis
“If the husband sits on a chair in the Garden of Eden, his wife is his footstool.” IfsWifeHusbandGardenChairsEdenGarden Of Eden Author:I. L. Peretz
“The funny thing is that my husband couldn't be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He's got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but when you talk to him and he's around you, he's such a gentleman. He holds doors for ladies. He pulls out chairs. He cooks. He cleans.” LooksBoysDoorsHusbandCooksGentlemanChairsMy HusbandTattooFunny ThingsBad BoyEarringsMohawks Author:Malin Akerman
“("Let's stand under a tree," she said. "Why?" "Because it's nicer." "Maybe you should sit on a chair, and I'll stand above you, like they always do with husbands and wives." "That's stupid." "Why's it stupid?" "Because we're not married." "Should we hold hands?" "We can't." "But why?" "Because, people will know." "Know what?" "About us." "So what if they know?" "It's better when it's a secret." "Why?" "So no one can take it from us.")” PeopleIfsKnowsShouldSaidHandsSecretWifeTreeStupidHusbandMarriedChairsWhat IfHusband And WifeHolding Hands Author:Nicole Krauss