“I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.” DoeFacesFallCasesMinesHusbandBagsMy HusbandMaking LoveBunkBagger Author:Joan Rivers
“Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off. It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom. My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.” MenYearsLongDoeLightPainFacesMotherFallThreeSexPoorCasesMinesHe ManGoes OnBirthBedHusbandBlameForgottenTiesBagsMy HusbandThree YearsKillersMaking LoveBirth ControlBunkLove My HusbandBaggerBunk Beds Author:Joan Rivers
“Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.” LovePainHusbandMy HusbandKillersMaking LoveBunkLove My HusbandBunk Beds Author:Joan Rivers
“The wonder is that so many OCDs manage to live productive lives, just the same. They work, they eat (often not enough or too much, it's true), they go to the movies, they make love to their girlfriends and boyfriends, their wives and husbands... and all the time those birds are there, clinging to them and pecking away little bits of flesh.” LittlesEnoughBitsWonderToo MuchWifeHusbandLittle BitBirdFleshManageGirlfriendProductiveMaking LoveHusband And WifeClingingOcdBoyfriend And GirlfriendProductive Life Author:Stephen King