“Hillary Clinton is making income inequality a central theme in her campaign. Yeah, for example, today she pointed out that her husband makes $300 million a year. She has to get by on $200 million a year, and that's not fair.” YearsTodayMillionsExampleHusbandFairsYeahClintonCampaignsIncomeInequalityThemeNot FairIncome Inequality Author:Conan O'Brien
“Teresa Lewis, the only woman on death row in Virginia, says she doesn't deserve the death penalty because she only hired the killers of her husband and stepson, she didn't actually pull the trigger herself. You know, she has a point. I think we should let her be able to hire the person who executes her, and not do yourself in! How's that, doll? Yeah! Get it over with quick, maybe Charlize Theron will sign up to play you.” ThinkingKnowsShouldPersonsPlayAbleHusbandDeserveYeahKillersPenaltiesDeath PenaltyTriggersDollsVirginiaTeresaDeath RowStepsons Author:Dennis Miller
“My mom shot and killed her last husband. Yeah, my dad used to say "Hey, dodged that bullet. Ha ha."” LastsUsedMomDadHusbandShotsYeahMy DadMy MomHeyBullets Author:Christopher Titus
“Yeah, but before anything, I think in 6 years somehow I've grown up to have a beautiful home, 2 beautiful stepchildren, a beautiful husband, my family is healthy and happy. I'm financially ok and I do what I love for a living. That's what I think, and I think god, how did I get so lucky.” ThinkingYearsHomeBeautifulHealthyLuckyHusbandMy FamilyYeahSo LuckyHealthy And HappyStepchildStepchildren Author:Angelina Jolie
“It's been the greatest gift that I've been given. Because no matter how much my parents have asked me to be more patient, no matter much my husband has asked me to be more patient, none of it mattered until I had a kid. And then all of sudden I was like, "Oh. I have to be more patient." They were all like, "Yeah! We've been telling you that for twenty years!" And I find it to be a gift. Every day I'm more patient.” YearsMatterKidsGivenParentHusbandTwentiesYeahPatientMy HusbandGreatest Gifts Author:Mila Kunis