“I have very long legs and I hate driving anything unless it's a boat or an ATV in the jungle. I like to sit in the back of a car, where I can look out the window, answer my emails on my iPad, or hold hands with a pretty girl.” LooksLongI CanHandsHateGirlAnswersCarWindowI HateLegsDrivingBoatEmailJunglePretty GirlHolding HandsIpadsLong Legs Author:Jean Pigozzi
“I didn't understand NASCAR until I met some NASCAR fans. You talk to a couple of NASCAR fans and you'll see where a shiny car driving in a circle would fascinate them all day. And I can make fun of NASCAR fans, because if they chase me, I just turn right.” IfsI CanTurnsFunFansCarCoupleMetsDrivingCirclesNascarCar Driving Author:Alonzo Bodden
“I was a door-to-door window salesmen in what feels like a cheap, creepy pedophile situation. And I can say that because we were a bunch of kids driving around in the back of some old guy's van and it was creepy. Now that I look back on it I get chills of creepiness.” FeelsLooksI CanKidsGuySituationDoorsWindowDrivingBunchChillVansCreepySalesmanOld Guys Author:Joseph Bruce
“I can't stand it when Lewis Hamilton or anyone else, is made out to be a godlike character. If Lewis was driving for Red Bull I'm sure he would race extremely well, but he'd be battling for points.” IfsWellsMadeI CanCharacterRaceRedDrivingBullsHamiltonGodlikeRed Bull Author:David Coulthard
“I lurch from chaos to chaos. I can't find my driving licence and my clothes are everywhere - cooking is the neatest thing I do.” I CanClothesCookingChaosDriving Author:Nigella Lawson
“I can't wait to be able to drive, but it's hard. Good driving doesn't really run in my family genes. My mother is possibly the worst driver ever.” I CanHardRunningAbleMotherWaitingWorstMy FamilyDrivingDriversGenes Author:Emma Watson