“I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.” I CanHelpingJokesFiltersFartPoop Author:Tyler Posey
“A lot of comics aren't their on-screen personas; Chris Rock isn't always ranting and raving. What I do is make myself this over-the-top character that people either find endearing or they think is a joke. Then I can do anything I want.” PeopleThinkingWantI CanCharacterCan DoRocksJokesScreensPersonaOver The TopEndearingRanting And Raving Author:Billy Eichner
“I used to joke that one of the reasons there was a lack of classical work on my CV was because I couldn't operate in those kinds of trousers. Which is a joke, but it's actually also true - if I want to appear in public I want to look my best. If I'm onstage I like to do contemporary work, largely because of the trousers, because of the clothes. I like a decent, what we used to call a lounge suit. Then I can start to motor.” IfsWantLooksKindI CanReasonUsedClothesJokesContemporarySuitsDecentMotorTrousers Author:Bill Nighy
“Everyone has sadness-I just get mine out in my music so that I can laugh and joke and flirt with you!” I CanLaughingSadnessMinesJokesFlirting Author:Sam Smith
“A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.” PeopleThinkingI CanHelpingFeelingsMightCertainAudienceJokesDisbelief Author:Michael Showalter
“If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times.” IfsI CanFacesJokesMedievalAccusersMedieval Times Author:Lance Armstrong
“You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.” NeedsI CanLastsRight NowJokesCreditChecks Author:Pat Paulsen
“All I can tell you with certainty is that I, for one, have no self, and that I am unwilling or unable to perpetrate upon myself the joke of a self. What I have instead is a variety of impersonations I can do, and not only of myself - a troupe of players that I have internalised, a permanent company of actors that I can call upon when a self is required. I am a theater and nothing more than a theater.” I CanSelfActorsCan DoCompanyPlayerIdentityJokesTheaterCertaintyVarietyPermanentUnwillingTroupe Author:Philip Roth
“As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes as the disasters unfold.” WritingTryingI CanSceneJokesDisasterComedianReporters Author:Paul Provenza