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“As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes as the disasters unfold.”

Quote by Paul Provenza

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Paul Provenza, born on July 31, 1957, is an American actor known for his extensive involvement in film and television. He is recognized for his unique acting style and sense of humor in various roles. more

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