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Paul Provenza Biography

Actor

Paul Provenza, born on July 31, 1957, is an American actor known for his extensive involvement in film and television. He is recognized for his unique acting style and sense of humor in various roles.

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“Children in a third world country. That's how we spread democracy.”

World Children Country Democracy Thirds Spread Third World Third World Countries

Author:Paul Provenza

“As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes as the disasters unfold.”

Writing Trying I Can Scene Jokes Disaster Comedian Reporters

Author:Paul Provenza

“If I had the flag that Betsy Ross worked so hard on, I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put it up on EBay because it's gotta be worth some serious coin. And that is the American way.”

Ifs Way Hard Serious Flags Coins Ebay Betsy Ross

Author:Paul Provenza

“There is no democrats or republicans, right or left, red state or blue state. We are all one. And we are all unified against Mexicans.”

States Left Republican Red Blue Democrat Unified

Author:Paul Provenza

“I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny.”

Knows Made Reason America Jazz Reason Why

Author:Paul Provenza

“I actually go to church. I know it's hard for you to believe. It's only because you know that Jesus on the cross? I love his smooth hairless body.”

Knows Believe Hard Body Jesus Church Crosses Smooth

Author:Paul Provenza

“We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!”

Jokes Structure Filthy

Author:Paul Provenza

“How many impressionist painters painted the same damned thing? How many actors have played the same part in renditions of a play or dancers do the same dances.”

Play Actors Painter Dancer Impressionists

Author:Paul Provenza

“We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so silly. So primitive and naive. Not like our religions. We have burning bushes talking to people and guys walking on water. We're ...sophisticated.'”

“Some performers are brilliant comedians, some are genius musicians, and some just make you happy to be alive. THE BOBS are all of that - and then some.”

Alive Genius Musician Brilliant Comedian Performers Bob Make You Happy Happy To Be Alive

Author:Paul Provenza

“I actually had to leave the country for infractions to fall off my record.”

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Author:Paul Provenza

About the Author

Born: July 31, 1957
Known for: Actor
Quotes: 11

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