“As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes as the disasters unfold.” WritingTryingI CanSceneJokesDisasterComedianReporters Author:Paul Provenza
“If I had the flag that Betsy Ross worked so hard on, I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put it up on EBay because it's gotta be worth some serious coin. And that is the American way.” IfsWayHardSeriousFlagsCoinsEbayBetsy Ross Author:Paul Provenza
“There is no democrats or republicans, right or left, red state or blue state. We are all one. And we are all unified against Mexicans.” StatesLeftRepublicanRedBlueDemocratUnified Author:Paul Provenza
“I want evangelicals to be known not for what they're against, but what they're for. Yes, there are some things that I believe are flat out wrong. There is no doubt about it, and I'm not wishy-washy about it. But my agenda is bigger than simply those issues. My agenda is to be as big as the agenda of Jesus.” WantBelieveBigsJesusI BelieveKnownIssuesDoubtBiggerNo DoubtAgendasFlats Author:Rick Warren
“What I do for living, working on something called string theory which we think may answer the fundamental question: Are there other universes? Can you go through a black hole? Can you warp the fabric of space and time and meet your mother before you were born? These are all questions that in principle string theory should be able to answer.” ThinkingShouldMayAbleMotherUniverseBlackBornSpaceAnswersPrinciplesTheoryFundamentalsHolesStringsFabricTime And SpaceBlack HoleWarpString Theory Author:Michio Kaku
“We believe that black holes collapse to rings hitting very fast. If you follow through the ring you don't die. The mathematics says you fall straight through, perhaps to another universe.” IfsBelieveDiesFallUniverseBlackMathematicsRingsHolesCollapseHittingBlack HoleFollow Through Author:Michio Kaku
“I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny.” KnowsMadeReasonAmericaJazzReason Why Author:Paul Provenza
“A human body can think thoughts, play a piano, kill germs, remove toxins, make a baby all at once. Once it's doing that your biological rhythms are actually mirroring the symphony of the universe because you have circadian rhythms, seasonal rhythms, tidal rhythms you know they mirror everything that is happening in the whole universe.” ThinkingKnowsHumansPlayWholeBodyUniverseBabyHappeningsMirrorsRhythmPianoRemoveHuman BodySymphonyGermsMirroringToxinsCircadian Rhythm Author:Michio Kaku
“I actually go to church. I know it's hard for you to believe. It's only because you know that Jesus on the cross? I love his smooth hairless body.” KnowsBelieveHardBodyJesusChurchCrossesSmooth Author:Paul Provenza
“I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us; in humans.” BelieveHumansDon't BelieveBelieverVisibleBelieve In GodNon Believer Author:Eddie Izzard