“If I had the flag that Betsy Ross worked so hard on, I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put it up on EBay because it's gotta be worth some serious coin. And that is the American way.” IfsWayHardSeriousFlagsCoinsEbayBetsy Ross Author:Paul Provenza
“I actually go to church. I know it's hard for you to believe. It's only because you know that Jesus on the cross? I love his smooth hairless body.” KnowsBelieveHardBodyJesusChurchCrossesSmooth Author:Paul Provenza
