Ice Hockey Quotes
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“All that means is that I'll be 783 years old when I catch Scotty Bowman.”
“Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game.”
“It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown.”
“My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars.”
“We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.”
“Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.”
“He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day!”
“I grabbed it and squeezed it back into place. It gave a little crunch and popped right in.”
“I just made up my mind that I was going to lose my teeth and have my face cut to pieces.”
“Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo.”
“They do a lot of talking, but I'm not sure they actually understand each other.”
“Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.”
“We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.”
“There are two types of forwards. Scorers and bangers. Scorers score and bangers bang.”
“At the end of each year I make a list of my mistakes and it's pretty friggin long.”
“My power is the ability to control water molecules and form them into ice.”
“Roller-skating and ice-skating are two different things - I found that out the hard way.”
“I skated in ice shows all over Europe and South Africa for 20 years. I love to ice skate.”
“I started out Ice skating with Holiday On Ice and just got offered the part of R2 by chance.”
“Ice hockey is the closest thing to religion permitted by the Soviet Union.”