“Once I knew what I was doing I was there and with it; I had the total knowing. I Googled God and orgasmed At the amount of Gods and Monsters out there posted about.” HumorPoetryKnowingMonstersPostsGoogleCultJokeOrgasmsIrreverant Book:Err and Grr Source: Err and Grr
“Frankie was so mad that she threw my journal into the bottom of the ocean where it is banished for all eternity with a lovesick mermaid who cries out pieces of sea glass. Are you going to eat that bacon?” Irreverant Book:Twenty Boy Summer Source: Twenty Boy Summer