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“So, you love the west," Tucker said. "Sure do." "Then it's a stupid love you got." "How you figure?" I asked. "'Cause the west don't love you back, son," Tucker said. "You're just whacking off in the sand. Sure, it feels all right, but you'll end up with nothing to show for it and just having to do it again. Plus, it ties up a perfectly good hand that you might be using for somethin' else.” WesternSatireUnrequited LoveUtilitarianJerking OffWankingWhacking Off Book:God's Country Source: God's Country
“When he got a story urge, there was nothing to do but grab a pen and write. Otherwise it was too much like getting a hard-on and not jerking off.” WritePenHard OnJerking OffStory Urge Book:The Coming Storm Source: The Coming Storm
“Describing my sexual history and scope of experience; am surrendering; in conclusion an epic failure 'I'm a master at setting people off...of this it may continue...” SexualityMasturbationSagaBipolar PtsdJerking OffEpic Fail Author:Robert Wesley Miller